Today’s request comes from John.
John writes in; “Pastries, maybe a lemon meringue pie, or petit fours, french macaroons piled high. kids with ice cream cones….”
I know of a place where all these sweets are plentiful, at Granny Hazel’s Gingerbread Bakery and Cafe. Here at the Gingerbread Cafe, if you’re a lost child with neglectful parents you can eat as much of whatever you want when ever you want “on the house”. That’s right kids! Stuff your face with complementarity ice cream, lemon meringue pie, petit fours and colorful french macaroons stacked clear to the ceiling!
Granny Hazel also offers Bed and Breakfast amenities. She’ll tuck you into a cozy German style bungalow complete with the softest feather matress your body will ever touch and she’ll cover you up with her magic hand sewn quilt that’s over 100 years old, it’s always warm and smells like freshly baked cookies.
Eat till your heart is content children! Your plate shall never be empty. Come on down to Granny Hazel’s Bakery and Cafe, gorge till you’re fat. She loves fat children! The fatter the better!
Just like Granny always says: “Chunky children are so sweet, cute…and delicious.”